dilapidater

A man or woman who exaggerates their assets and lies about their age on internet dating sites. When you meet them in person they are actually much older and far more rundown.

Friend 1: How was your blind date with that guy last night?

Friend 2: It was a nightmare, he said he was 34 but he was actually 49 and I am pretty sure he was wearing a hairpiece.

Friend 1: He sounds like a dilapidater.

by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

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mentally decapitated

When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...

zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!

godlover: huh??? what you mean????

zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!

by zookeeper525 March 14, 2009

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dilapidated

A term used to subtly describe a male who is unable to maintain an erection.

I had high expectations when crawling into bed with Xavier, but alas, he was dilapidated.

by C. Von Epling September 17, 2010

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dilapitating

The sound creating when sweaty man balls are slapping against a woman's ass during sex.

You were so wet. The loud sound of dilapitating hurt my ears.

by UBcheerskinny August 25, 2010

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Decapitated Communication

Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.

Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.

The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.

by The Recapitator January 14, 2012

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