Dilitoy

A comical moment; often one of failure and/or disappointment.

Vincent: Bro fuck this school! It's so dilitoy how they teach us!

by Vinn1e November 17, 2022

Diclitoris

A clitoris that looks like a tiny penis. Most commonly from taking testosterone.

Damn baby, rub that diclitoris all over my thing. It makes me hot.

by Jenny and Sol August 15, 2023

schneckulitis dikulitus

Schneckulitis dikulitus is a medical condition that causes severe schneck growth and groin shrinking. For example Tv-star know as “Big-Ed” suffers from this condition. The source of this disease can only be described with three words “90” “day” and “fiancé” another know way to attract this condition is by being the biggest most ruthless dickhead know to man.

“Doctor please tell me what happening to me.”
“Sir you Im going to have to diagnose you with a severe case of schneckulitis dikulitus.”
“What? I haven’t heard of that.”
“Well Sir Schnecklitis dikulitus is a life long disease and will effect most aspects of your life. But what You’ve done to cause this is simply just spending a little too much time watching tv and being a dickhead”

by Trueinformationx April 29, 2023

Dicklitude

A person who has the grandiose ability of being a dick to everyone around them.

When I wake up everyday it is my denstiny to make the life of others in my presence far more miserable than my own by utilizing my proficient dicklitude abilities.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

Dicklit

In literature: The opposite of chicklit books

These books are intended for people who can't bear light, humor and must be oppressed by dark, overly-philosophical crap.

Esp. Self help books by male authors which are basically randomly dark philosophical statements stringed together

Human1: Dude, read 'The Monk Who sold His Ferrari'. It's rad.

Human2: No way!! It's just a dicklit!!

by Blue~Flame February 27, 2010

diklik

something or someone who enjoys/takes part in the licking off 'dicks'

shut the hell up u diklik !!!

by Geezer March 29, 2004

dimlit

australian slang meaning not very bright.

1.fred is a dimlit

2. fred isnt very smart

by Dark Ridar Azehr July 15, 2006