a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker

A Fucking Australian

Geoff - "How would you describe an Aussie?"
Frank - "a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker"

by AGuyThatPostsStuff April 12, 2014

yiddle diddle

Jews

"He is a bank manager? Must be a yiddle diddle

by EthernetCables January 6, 2018

Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

diddle-goose

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).

1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)

by benzene pie December 11, 2010

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

Didem

Didem is a magical being. When she smiles, you forget everything. The smell that she spread is unique. She is loved, Didem is a dream you can image when you close your eyes. If you have one in your life, that’s mean you are rescued from the misery of your mirthless life.

When I met Didem, I broke my misfortune.

by Piewithapple August 29, 2020

kiddie diddler

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012