Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

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What's the diddio?

phrase used by the coolest of cool people, to request a summary of what's happening/ what's going on. Can also be used as an introductory phrase or a conversation initiator. May be shortened to simply "diddio?" when pressed for time.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's the diddio?"

Guy 2: " Not much"

Guy 1: " What's the diddio with that?"

Guy 2: " shittty buz"

by Costalotmungicake September 30, 2011

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Diddling

The act of public mastrubation whilst wearing a paper bag with a frowny face adorned over it.

"Oh god, did you see that sicko diddling himself in the street?!"

by Epic Man Dougal September 25, 2018

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Diddlies

Manchester christened name for Extasy Tablets.

Eg 1.

Punter: Safe, You got any 'diddlies'?
Dealer: Yea yea, Blue Stars, Green Shreks or Some White Paul and Sharks. £2 a Pop.
Punter: Bang 5 Sharkies my way.

Eg 2.

Friend 1: You need any 'diddlies' for tonight?
Friend 2: Yea pick me up 3 when you get yours.
Friend 3: Safe!

by Brad Howarth a.k.a Bradford September 9, 2008

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