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fiddler diddler

See that guy on the news who raped that boy or girl ? He's a fiddler diddler.
by roadrunner71 June 13, 2016
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DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH

The infamous sound effect created for 'A Current Affair' used to create tension when leading into their various "news" stories.

As translated by the fabulous Nick B.
"DIDDLeiddleiddleyidllEEARRRRRWAHHH! Next on A Current Affair, a man who nearly got away with murder, until his love for karaoke drew him back into the public eye.. a decision we would one day regret..."
by Milk & Cheese April 8, 2005
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Fuddle-Duddle

An elderly person who is slow, confused or just doesn't care about getting out of people's way. They may be nice and all, but they constantly stop while merging on the highway, stop in the middle of an isle of a store and stare blankly or they refuse to allow anyone in front of them in lines even though they aren't even sure why they're there in the first place. I have nothing against Fuddle-duddles, but please get out of my way as I'm usually in a rush and I need to be places now.
"I have to pick up some Advil, I'll only be....oh no! Get out of the way! No, over here! This way! Oh c'mon, look at me...PLEASE!!! Honestly, these Fuddle-duddles! Argh!!!"

All the while, this elderly woman is sitting on her walker, in the middle of the ONLY parking spot in the entire lot, trying to read her receipt she got from buying her groceries to make sure she wasn't jipped that five cents. Then when she finally looks up and notices you trying to be patient, she gives you the one-fingered salute and proceeds to ever so slowly make her way to her car which is parked at an angle, taking up two spots instead of one. :(
by Captain Loloch February 19, 2022
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DiddleWiddle

Person1:DiddleWiddle So Cool
Person2:ikr
by Jolten October 6, 2018
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diddlefoddler

Diddlefoddler- a word used to define someone who is perverted or a sex offender
Franco!!! Why the hell would you try to "diddle her fiddle"?? Your such a diddlefoddler
by Weirdo123789 November 24, 2014
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doddle my foddle

To tickle a male person's anus with your tongue.
I really want you doddle my foddle, then feltch me!

or

Did you hear about Cameron? He doddled the cats foddle!
by CBTP January 6, 2010
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Diddlewiddle

A meany who said Sharpie isn’t cool
First person: Hey dude did you hear that Diddlewiddle said that Sharpie ain’t cool?
Second person: Damn really? He a smelly homo
by Mr.Caca October 7, 2018
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