What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

by Joe January 28, 2007

Why did the bike fall over?

The best joke ever created

Bree: Why did the bike fall over?
Robin: Why
Bree: BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED

by jayhrod26 March 15, 2018

😂😂😂WHO DID THIS??😂😂😂

this word is a big gay

guy: 😂😂😂WHO DID THIS??😂😂😂
Girl: you watch jackfilms, dumbass

by NewYorkAsshole March 10, 2019

You did that

Basically means good job. Giving Someone props on something.

Oh yeah, you did that shit homie.

by Deathnote333 November 11, 2010

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

did that

means something tight or cool was done.

i just knocked off a new expo with the new 20's. i did that

by Julian Murphy January 24, 2005

why you did that

The questioning of why someone did something. (WYDT)

Ex 1:
Gary: Oh my god... what have I done!?
Santi: why you did that

by sgtdallas August 1, 2008