Dickwad 

Dickwad, a person with extremely low intelligence, of low intellect and who is unable to do anything for themselves

A person who wastes their life buying crap on debt at the expense of responsible members of society. Lives in social accommodation claiming benefits whilst having the largest t.v available, typical dickwad.

Dickwad by I'maqueen February 28, 2011

dickwad 

When you cum for many months in a single jar, adding load by load of jizz and just letting it accumulate. then you bake it till its hard as a rock. you break the jar and have a mountain of dried seamen and sculpt it into a huge erect cock.

I need to find an exceptional dickwad.

You are the hugest dickwad I have ever seen.

dickwad by hunniebunz July 19, 2006

Dickwad 

a comtemtiple person; someone who gets on everyones nerves.
basically a wad of dick in the form of an asshole

man "karen" is being a fucking a dickwad!

Dickwad by quaid spearing March 4, 2008

Dickwad 

A bloke who is entrusted with his mate's precious dead goanna but neglects it knowing full well how important having said goanna is to his mate in question

Mate 1: G'day ollie i can't take this dead goanna back in the pig rig, it's now 95% maggot
Ollie: Yeah no worries sharky, i'll take really good care of it. I promise i won't let it be washed away in a flood which i knew was coming.
Mate 1: Thanks ol, that sure would be a dickwad act

Dickwad by Sharky5555 January 17, 2011

Dickwad 

The kinda of person who complains about peeling potatoes. Talks to himself and doesn't understand what hygiene is.

"Did you smell that troll over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a dickwad."

Dickwad by Freaking Jacob Black December 24, 2016

Dickwad 

The most annoying person you will ever meet. They are the ones to screw up things that you are doing and don't mind if you get pissed off. They act like dicks on the outside but are big cowards on the inside.

"Dude what's up with Johnny? He's being such a dickwad"

Dickwad by Kerchew March 12, 2017

Dickwad 

My mother's new boyfriend

"Wow! He kicked the dog! He is such a major Dickwad!"

Dickwad by shlebymcgravey November 24, 2018