Divorce

The future tense of marriage

A: im getting a divorce

B: I told you

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

disvorced

Couples or spouses temporarily living apart due to professional choices or reasons

Jack and Sherry are one of those disvorced couples you meet often in today's world

by rhaco September 12, 2005

Dickfore

a Clever trick to get someone to ask you "what's a dick for?"
Where You can then add your own punchline.

"Stacey, your such a dickfore.

"what's a dickfore??"

"What a tongue isn't for", "Making You Feel Good" ect.

by Triiforceboi January 11, 2009

fairy tale divorce

A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.

Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?

Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.

Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.

Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.

Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.

Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.

by Darker August 10, 2010

Divorce

The seperation of a once married couple that leads the children to live with one of their parents and occasionally visits the other when desired or is forced to kiss the financilly wealthier one's ass in order to be put in such things as University. The seperation of the parents leave long lasting effects on their child, common effects are Inner Rage, Depression and doubts of love and marriage. The child of divorced parents does benefit a couple things such as Independence, Peace and one less parent off their back.

Divorce example : You

by TheLostRealist June 18, 2011

Divorce cherry

(Noun) The somewhat virginal state a person is in after being married for a number of years and (often) being deprived of sex.

"Man, she was the first woman I slept with after being with Lisa for ten years -- she totally popped my divorce cherry!"

by MinnWax April 16, 2008

divorce

When your friends were right...

Married Guy- Hey bro I'm getting a divorce

Friend- It's about time, I told you she was a bitch

by iGetJuiced August 8, 2009