Dicktits

a new form of insult or phrase to express anger or surprise.

This test is gonna be dicktits.

shut up dicktits

by nutshak February 24, 2009

Dicktitude

Referring to the male of the human species when he's being a jerk or a tool and he's giving attitude as if he's experiencing male PMS.
Or: When a male thinks he's "all that"

I was trying to be reasonable with him but he had such Dicktitude that he was impossible to deal with!

He approached me with such Dicktitude that it was easy for me to turn him down.

by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

Dicktits

1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.

2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.

1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"

Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*

2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*

Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"

by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.

As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

Dicktit

a term used to describe a person that acts like an asshole. they are a complete and total dick, but that word just doesn't do them justice. so tit is added.

you're such a terrible human being. scratch that, you are a manipulative dicktit.

by DamnDudeItsJosie February 16, 2018

dictittieship

a country controlled by all the titties

I dream of living in a dictittieship.

by targelitties February 24, 2020

dicktits

Titdicks grow on females. In place of the nipple there are dicks. yes, these dicks can be erected. They are mainly used to slap males across there faces or to have an orgy.

But theres only 3 of us girls, yeah but I have dicktits so we dont need the strap-on.

by CClark mcfly April 2, 2009