dicktarded

to be a dick and a retard

that guy over there is dicktarded

by duckster August 7, 2003

Dicktard

Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.

"That guy totally pissed all over the seat. What a dicktard."

by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009

Dicktard

The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.

Woman 1: How was last night with Joe?
Woman 2: Man, that was horrible, he is a dicktard.

by jimbo dan May 17, 2007

Dicktard

A person with a limp dick.

“Hey girl! How’s your sex life?”

“It’s okay, I guess. My boyfriend can’t get his penis erect.”

“OMG! He’s such a dicktard!”

by Trysdale January 23, 2018

Dicktarded

Slang for erectile dysfunction

I heard Jim is dicktarded

by Trent is wasting his life November 30, 2019

dicktard

when a male goes subatomic on the autism spectrum

dicktard: I'm a man but I was born a woman
you: oh my god your such a fucking dicktard

by the sexiest man u will evr see February 27, 2020

DickTard

Someone who is being a dick in a retarded manner

Perry: Oi Tim stop being a dicktard to Tony

by WhoretoReporto April 10, 2019