dicktarded

to be a dick and a retard

that guy over there is dicktarded

by duckster August 07, 2003

Dicktard

Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.

"That guy totally pissed all over the seat. What a dicktard."

by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009

Dicktard

The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.

Woman 1: How was last night with Joe?
Woman 2: Man, that was horrible, he is a dicktard.

by jimbo dan May 04, 2007

Dicktard

A person with a limp dick.

“Hey girl! How’s your sex life?”

“It’s okay, I guess. My boyfriend can’t get his penis erect.”

“OMG! He’s such a dicktard!”

by Trysdale January 23, 2018

Dicktarded

Slang for erectile dysfunction

I heard Jim is dicktarded

by Trent is wasting his life December 01, 2019

Dicktard

A retarded guy who is also a dick.

James is such a Dicktard.

by MsOb April 05, 2016

dicktard

when a male goes subatomic on the autism spectrum

dicktard: I'm a man but I was born a woman
you: oh my god your such a fucking dicktard

by the sexiest man u will evr see February 27, 2020