dicktarded

to be a dick and a retard

that guy over there is dicktarded

by duckster August 7, 2003

Dicktard

Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.

"That guy totally pissed all over the seat. What a dicktard."

by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009

Dicktard

The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.

Woman 1: How was last night with Joe?
Woman 2: Man, that was horrible, he is a dicktard.

by jimbo dan May 17, 2007

Dicktard

A person with a limp dick.

“Hey girl! How’s your sex life?”

“It’s okay, I guess. My boyfriend can’t get his penis erect.”

“OMG! He’s such a dicktard!”

by Trysdale January 23, 2018

ducky the dicktard

The name for he/she who likes to tease your boner or hornyness

Girl:hey babe
Boy:aaaaah your so ducky the dicktard

by Dingy don't January 28, 2018

Dicktard

Someone who is an ignorant ass,

He acted like a total dicktard when she refused to give him any attention.

by ChanceyNancey April 4, 2020

Dicktard

In a state of being a wallflower dickery

Miran is a dicktard

by Cat008 April 9, 2019