Sneak dicking

When a "lesbian" decides to creep out to get real dick, and/or has a male fuckbuddy, but still claims lesbian.

Tara is a lesbian but went out sneak dicking and is now pregnant.

by Innerpeace024 February 28, 2017

poopie dickin

Unhygienic anal sex resulting in the transfer of fecal matter from the dirty anus of the partner getting banged to the penis of the unsuspecting penetrator, most often occurring between gay males.

Ted and Randy went back to Ted's trailer for some box wine and some serious poopie dickin.

by Skip Bumphrey April 5, 2008

Bruce Dickinson

The fucking man. Has recorded 16 albums with Iron Maiden, 9 solo albums, is an Olympic-level fencer, has written 2 novels, has been a TV actor and presenter, and he owns/can drive a tank. Probably well-endowed as well.

Bruce Dickinson is the pinnacle of human achievement. I bat off to him every night.

by IWouldGiveMyVirginityToBruce February 22, 2008

dickmongrel

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.

"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"

by alex brownie January 30, 2008

dickincentive

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.

Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.

by The Object January 24, 2013

Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

dickin around

The act of refraining from much activity. Not doing much at all.

"What are you doing?" - "Not much, just dickin around".

"I was dickin' around the other day and saw a white dude get the beat down"

by Chip Bowman September 17, 2006