Dicknotysed

When the sex is so good you start to project feelings that aren't actually there onto something that is just amazing sexual chemistry.

"I don't know if this shit actually has a future but goddamn that man sure knows how to fuck and eats pussy like a champ. Goddamn I'm dicknotysed!"

"I have so many important things to do but I'm so dicknotysed I'd rather have four orgasms tonight and fuck for hours."

by HSTgonzo July 7, 2017

dicknose

Someone with a big nose

'You useless fucking dicknose'

by B e z z a July 29, 2006

Dicknoise

The audible sound made by a phallus during the act of fellatio

Sorry bout waking you up last night, your mom can't control my dicknoise very well.

by aabke August 11, 2009

dicknose

An elephant.

Kid: Hey mummy, let's go and see the dicknose at the zoo!
Mother: Have you been on urbandictionary.com again?!?

by Bundle Of Sticks April 24, 2004

dicknoseshitfaceplayer

a guy that has been very mean and disrespectfull to a girl...
or a girl that is very pissed at a guy and calls him that for no reason

lauren called me a dicknoseshitfaceplayer after i said i liked somebody else.

by Dylan Bynum November 10, 2008

Dick-Noosed

adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.

Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.

Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.

by James Waternoose July 8, 2010

dicknose

some who loves AP BIOLOGY more than anything else in the entire world. ALMOST as much as they love their mom.

dicknose broke up with his girlfriend because he had too much ap bio homework

by dombomb November 18, 2007