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dickhead and a half

1. Used to describe a person that is beyond being a simple dickhead.

2. A pompous, arrogant son of a bitch, who is so full of themselves that they make the average Joe Dickhead appear acceptable.

3. The nastiest and meanest of all dickheads.
Co-worker #1: Geez, our new boss is a helluva dickhead.
Co-worker #2: True, but he isn't as bad as that dickhead and a half we had before him.
by Major E. Reckshun October 10, 2010
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Dickey Douche

Someone who is both a dick and a douche at the same time. Someone who may refuse to take the blame and passes it to another.
"Hey AshPen, did you leave that tissue on the table?"

"No, AdiKali did it."

"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."
by LOLOL91123 April 20, 2009
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dickheadery

word used to describe the behaviour of a dickhead...

(in the same way a "stupidity" is used to describe the behaviour of a stupid person).
"Why did he do that?! Why does he need to indugle in this dickheadery?"
by StompKat September 12, 2009
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Dickheadtator

Dickheadtator
/ˈdɪkhɛdˈteɪtə/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man, with visions of grandeur such that he thinks he is a ruler with total power over a country, occasionally one who has obtained control by force, but more often just through smoke, mirrors and utter bullshit.
"When somebody is president of the United States, your authority is total," - Donald J. Trump, April 13th, 2020.
"You're a fucking dickheadtator, buddy!" - Rest of the human species, soon thereafter.
by Ms. Unformation April 13, 2020
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Contra-dickhead

Someone who stupidly contradicts themselves, usually in a complete state of idiotic behaviour.
When I fell asleep on the couch, my wife said "Wake up! Time to go to sleep." I called her a contra-dickhead. I then had to sleep on the couch anyway.
by scottyD21 September 9, 2011
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Dickhead

You are a dickhead!
by Bobtha Rapest June 19, 2010
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Dickhead

by Joker2009 December 7, 2016
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