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Kara Dioguardi

Newest judge on American Idol. Completely useless in my opinion and really needs to go. Four judges don't work anyway and she really adds nothing new. Probably most famous for getting into an argument with the "Bikini Slut" and trying to outsing her which was not impressive. Also seems to be constantly competing with Paula Abdul to be the dominant female on the show.
Guy1 "Hey did you see Kara Dioguardi on American Idol last night?"

Guy2 "No, who the hell is that?"

Guy1 "The newest judge, I don't know how the hell she landed that job"

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by DrEvo82 April 16, 2009
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dickard

richard and dick combined. Dick is a nickname for richard so a genius from burrillville, ri made up the name dickard.
Girl: Have you seen Rich today?

Guy:You mean Dickard? Yeah he's working at IGA.
by BigBUD926 October 11, 2008
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dicktarded

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.
Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
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pickguard

The large plastic piece found underneath or below the strings on some guitars, usually covering most of the front of the guitar body.
Fender guitars and basses usually have a black or white pickguard screwed into the top of the guitar.
by Bill M. August 27, 2004
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dickquad

oldschool verson off Dickhead
A: ur such a fukin dickquad aint ya?
B: Stfu or i'll shoot my load...
by Ali P March 17, 2004
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Dickchard

An incomplete transformation of the name "Richard" into its nickname form "Dick". Usually refers to a Richard that is not as alpha as other Richards. This beta variant frequently spends his time indulging in off-meta games (ie. Minecraft, Clash of Clans, Surviv.io), and additionally often posts images of his wins despite knowing the fact that it will surely inhibit his reproduction. The macho Richard part of him sometimes breaks through and urges him to participate in jockular activities, such as sports, however the submissive part of him hinders his ability to be any good.
Person 1: That new guy Richard on the vollyball team is ass.
Person 2: lol, he's high-key a Dickchard.
by BigPeewee June 17, 2018
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Dicktard

Someone that is both a dick and a retard/ the words “dick” and “retard” combined. When someone does something stupid and incredibly dick-like at the same time
Dude you’re such a dicktard”
by yogurtwater August 30, 2019
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