Dick-clit

When a someone is severely over weight and the person has a front butt, dick-clit!

Last night, I went down for the first time on him and got distracted by his dick-clit!

As I parted the seas, ‘‘twas the dick-clit!

by Syd4456 April 23, 2022

Dickalitus

Dickalitus: when the dick is abnormally small

bro, you have dickalitus… hope yo girl don’t mind.

by Anonymous_b**** kill_: June 18, 2023

Little DickyClit

The original hermaphrodite porn star, famous for his/her starring role in the 1938 film version of “Tits for Jesus”
Producer and Director Bibbity “Cumguzzler” Masters went on to win the coveted Cummy Award for His directorial debut.

Little DickyClit pleases both the ladies AND the gents

by Patsy Poo August 23, 2020

Dick Clit

Noun:
1. Slang for the visible lump which marks the convergence of nerve endings on the underside of the penis just below the penis head which, if you picture it wet and slimy, bares a striking resemblence to the female clitorus.

2. The most sensitive spot on a man's penis.

Woman: Do you like it when I lick all over your shaft?

Man: I like when you focus on my dick clit for a bit, then go wild licking it all over, then go back to my dick clit.

by (====}`~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010

dickalitis

Sucking to much dick

She was diagnosed with dickalitis

by Brite Eyez September 21, 2017

Dickslit

Someone who is a total gaylord and loves to bum japanese turkeys.Therefor by buming the japanese turkey the slit is stolen from the jap which is why some japanese are blind in one eye.

That guys a real dickslit i saw him bumming tukeys earlier look his penis is bleeding.

by Josh Sleith March 11, 2008

Dickclot

When someone is being obnoxiously ignorant.

Quit acting like a fucking dickclot!

by kentuckyloglady October 1, 2015