dicktoaster

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina

1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'

by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009

dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.

Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)

by FYGITA July 21, 2009

dickblast

When you’re having sex and decide to suddenly ram your dick into your partner’s asshole unannounced.

That bear Jerry met on Grindr dickblasted him so hard he developed anal fissures.

by Toob Boob June 14, 2020

dickbeaters

using your enormous tits to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature ejaculate.

Stick your peter between my dickbeaters. baby!

by bambamthankyamaam April 4, 2015

dickblister

Do you remember the 2000's, when EVERYONE said "douchebag?"

This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."

John Mayer is, despite his best efforts, ultimately a dickblister.

by gabe3 December 10, 2009

Dickzaster

When you show up to a party and it's nothing but gay dudes.

Hey lets go to franks party. Nah I heard it's a dickzaster

by Mr.Scruff2341 October 19, 2011

Dickbater

A dictator that masturbates way to much.

"Wow that guys a major Dickbater see hes even doin it now."

by EddekCreature September 4, 2016