Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

by Slavman October 1, 2010

dickolas

another word for nicholas, of course changing the n for a d, & the h for a k. a dirty italian manwhore who cheats on all of his girlfriends, & is never happy with his current girlfriend. pretends to like bands.

person A; omg, did you see that dickolas wearing an all time low shirt?
person B; dude, i wouldn't trust it, he probably got it from his "chick on the side" & just pretends that he loves them.
person A; yes... true, lets shun him from society!

by dead! January 23, 2008

Dicklish

The way one speaks with a dick in their mouth.

I need a good bitch no rip no bot. she gotta be hood rich gettin money on the block. but she a freak, she go down like a drop. she only speak dicklish, her mouth full of cock.

by oakkdigg3r September 24, 2009

dickblaster

People that vote down on perfectly dickblaster definitions of dickblasting.

Richard voted down the meaning of dickblaster. What a dickblaster.

by Richard_Blaster May 29, 2010

dicksmasher

Canadian equivalent of wanker, tosser, etc. A useless person.

Butthead is a dicksmasher.

by butthead December 17, 2005

dicklash

an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.

Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.

MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.

Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha

by AJ.S November 9, 2008

dickblasting

When you're having sexual intercourse, and you give the bitch a relentless onslaught of penis.

CAUTION: Often ends in injury

Wow, Shirley is sure walking funny due to all that dickblasting last night.

by MrFinkle12 January 20, 2016