Skip to main content

dicktracked

verb; to be distracted by the opportunity or presence of penis.
"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."
by supercoolawesomesauce March 26, 2009
mugGet the dicktracked mug.

Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...
by nanipoo October 4, 2010
mugGet the Dicktracted mug.

Dicktracted

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.
"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."
by Margadorn June 30, 2017
mugGet the Dicktracted mug.

Dicktraction

When someone is trying to forget about a legendary dick encounter by thirst trapping the closest, most convenient dick in sight. This dicktraction is by no means special but it serves to temporarily satisfy a fuck-girl/boy.
Camille needs a dicktraction from the mindblowing sex she had with Chris since he lives in another state.
by Linzer91 March 12, 2019
mugGet the Dicktraction mug.

DickTracy

to describe someone who traces dicks.
jordan drew is a dicktracy
by Boner August 24, 2003
mugGet the DickTracy mug.

Dicktracy

when your friend passes out and you trace your dick going into the mouth
Johnny passed out first lets give him a dicktracy
by Desirae 88 January 21, 2021
mugGet the Dicktracy mug.

Dicktracted

When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.
I’m so sorry I missed your wedding, I was dicktracted!
by Exlimey March 7, 2026
mugGet the Dicktracted mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email