It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.
john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019
Get the bigger the hands smaller the dick mug.A term in the popular card game "cards against humanity. This term describes the pulsating black dick that has improved from the smaller, whiter dick.
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Get the the bigger, blacker dick mug.A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
by pwnissa June 21, 2009
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by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012
Get the Dickfingers mug.A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.
"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."
"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."
"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."
by bigswizzle January 17, 2014
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So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger
by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009
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