Arizona Diamondbacks

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy

Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Diamondbacks

The best 10u team to ever play baseball

The diamondbacks are the best team ever

by cartersosbs wkdxuzgsvsv March 20, 2022

diamondbacking

When a heterosexual white male has sex with a gay black male.

Last night I diamondbacking that nice young African American gentlemen when my wife walked in and caught us.

by ballzdeep69 November 11, 2010

Arizona Diamondbacks

A team which was good in '01 but is now pure crap.

'01 D-backs: RANDY JOHNSON + CURT SCHILLING! HA!!!!!!!!!!
The Arizona Diamondbacks since then: oh no our relief pitchers are really really really really bad

by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 26, 2022

Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

the diamond back

The act of sitting on a girls head farting and shitting down her neck while you jerk off and skeet on her head. While sticking your toes in her puss making her squirm like a diamond back

I so wanna bend your mom over and give her the ole the diamond back.

by Cheif long slong June 27, 2018

diamondface

Diamond means to sprizz

omg i just got diamond on my face!

by Johnny January 21, 2005