Arizona Diamondbacks

A team which was good in '01 but is now pure crap.

'01 D-backs: RANDY JOHNSON + CURT SCHILLING! HA!!!!!!!!!!
The Arizona Diamondbacks since then: oh no our relief pitchers are really really really really bad

by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 26, 2022

Diamondback

Ejaculating on your partners back. Leaving shiny gems on his/her/there back. see Pearl Neckless.

I'm gunna bust... shall I dump it inside you or do you want a diamondback?

Hey... Just give me a diamondback... I don't want to spend the next three days smelling your cum every time I fart.

by Trumper Dumper October 20, 2025

Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025