take a deuce

to take a shit.

After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003

Ma Deuce

Army slang for the Browning M2-HB .50-caliber heavy machine gun

"Go grab me a couple of boxes of fifty-cal. I'm gonna make the Ma Deuce sing!"

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

Deuce-Dix

Deuce-Dix, 20 dollars, derived from the french language; Dix, meaning 10, and english slang; Deuce meaning 2.

Adam: How much money should I bring?

Spencer: Bring a Deuce-Dix just in case.

by Spencer Adams October 20, 2006

Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.

Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.

by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019

fat deuce

To take a ginat shit

fuck i have to drop a fat deuce

by Poof6001 December 10, 2004

cocked ace-deuce

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

by StevieJT July 28, 2009

Deuce Factory

The Deuce Factory is your favorite and most comfortable restroom to deuce in at your work. Most often you will hear the room abbreviated for PC purposes. If you work for Crown you would frequent the Crown Deuce Factory or "CDF".

"Dobbs, I had about 10 jagerbombs last night, the CDF (Crown Deuce Factory) was not prepared for what I was bringing this morning."

by bigwilliestyle February 4, 2010