by Inja_mlonelydrizzy November 16, 2018
Get the cold desperado mug.1. A bold or desperate Professional
2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.
3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.
2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.
3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.
"Quintessential is that people don't complain, every individual and every effort has multiplicity magnitude."
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!
by Rogerowen October 9, 2007
Get the Professional Desperado mug.A desperado is a kind of joint. When someone runs out of weed, with little hope of weed in the immediate future, they may opt to roll and smoke a desperado, which is a joint made up of all the joint-ends in the ashtray, the scrapings-out of all the weed baggies lying around, and pretty much all the weed from everywhere that there might be weed.
It's never really worth it - it's normally completely minging, and it can be a bit of an effort finishing off a desperado because it is the pinnacle of horrible. It might get you a tiny bit stoned, but you'll probably be so miserable after smoking something so horrible that you'll want to die.
Actually, fuck it. It's always worth it.
It's never really worth it - it's normally completely minging, and it can be a bit of an effort finishing off a desperado because it is the pinnacle of horrible. It might get you a tiny bit stoned, but you'll probably be so miserable after smoking something so horrible that you'll want to die.
Actually, fuck it. It's always worth it.
Dear Diary,
It's been eighteen hours since I ran out of weed. I've been in a cold sweat for forteen of them, and I've already clawed out my left eye. The only thing I can think of doing is smoking a desperado, although it'll make my fingers smell, half of it will be ash, and I probably wont get stoned at all. But at least it's something to do!
I'm sinking deeper and deeper into withdrawal. I NEED A DESPERADO NOW.
Signing off,
John Major.
It's been eighteen hours since I ran out of weed. I've been in a cold sweat for forteen of them, and I've already clawed out my left eye. The only thing I can think of doing is smoking a desperado, although it'll make my fingers smell, half of it will be ash, and I probably wont get stoned at all. But at least it's something to do!
I'm sinking deeper and deeper into withdrawal. I NEED A DESPERADO NOW.
Signing off,
John Major.
by Earfetish September 13, 2005
Get the desperado mug.Someone who is desperate for a boyfriend/girlfriend, when really they just want attention from the opposite sex for reassurance.
Someone who acts "desperate" for a boyfriend/girlfriend and denies it.
Someone who acts "desperate" for a boyfriend/girlfriend and denies it.
Alicia be actin' like a damn desperado with her damn hair flipping.
He looks like a desperado just trying to talk to Jessica.
He looks like a desperado just trying to talk to Jessica.
by BooBooChaquita February 22, 2011
Get the Desperado mug.An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 18, 2021
Get the desperados alarm clock mug.A male who, by virtue of the sheer volume of girls he flirts with, is able to hook up often. However, because of his lax standards, these invariably end up in the 1-5 range.
by whathaveyou32 September 29, 2010
Get the desperado mug.If you have not been laid in at least 6 months the desperado rule takes effect meaning that anyone/anything you sleep with will not be held against you.
You slept with WHO?
I know dude, I know, but its been a long time since I've got any!
Hey, desperado rule man. I guess sometimes you got to lower quality to get quantity...
I know dude, I know, but its been a long time since I've got any!
Hey, desperado rule man. I guess sometimes you got to lower quality to get quantity...
by Todays_Chaos October 11, 2008
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