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Ron DeSantis

Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.
Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.
by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023
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Desandeese

A language spoken by speds and hard to understand. It is most evident in Emails and chat rooms. Some characteristics are mispellings and improper grammar.
Damn, I Know Jahmaul went to English High, but he's fluent in Desandeese.
by 2-Tone, The real McCoy January 19, 2008
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Deimante

Deimante is a smart, sexy Lithuanian girl. She's occasionally misunderstood because she's so honest and a little unconventional, but she has a big heart and is one of the most kind and caring people you could meet.
Dude 1: Omg check out that hot girl
Dude 2: Bro... That's Deimante. I hear she owns rats and teaches them circus tricks.
Dude 1: WTF?!?
by tomclarky90 November 16, 2021
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Deshani

A beautiful angel sent from heaven.
Deshani is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. She is beautiful both inside & out. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. Deshani is very rare to find so consider yourself lucky if you know one! She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most naturally gorgeous thing you'll ever meet! Deshani is a girl who will comfort you when you're down and listen to your every word with care and understanding. Don't ever let her go!
1: Deshani is the kind of girl you'd do anything for.

2: I know what you mean, she's just amazing.

1: It's hard not to feel this way about such a girl.
by james!007 November 30, 2011
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deimante

a hot ,pretty girl that can get any guy she wants ussally is funny but can be a little anoying but is a very good friend to one and everyone.
OMG deimante is SO hot
by catcatkitty August 17, 2016
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Desantisize

The ultimate goal of having the crooked Governor of Florida removed from his comfy chair in Tallahassee.
Hey, any big plans for 2022?

Yes, I’d like to Desantisize Florida!
That would be great!!
by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020
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DeSantis Trailer

a tractor trailer whose trailer is refrigerated to help preserve the dead until they can be burried.
no vaxxers and no-maskers are the reason Florida needs DeSantis Trailers.
by Turth2Power September 8, 2021
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