Derection

The act of sucking the male genitalia (cock and balls) into the body, leaving a crater.

Dude is that a hairy chick?" "Naw man that's just a guy flashing his derection."

by [Insert penis here] July 31, 2011

derection

A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.

Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.

by moneybanks$$$$ May 21, 2011

derection

Refers to a specific navigational heading towards something that gives you a major boner.

If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

derectory

A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.

You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Derecko

Who is in love with TikTok who always do dances and do it every where

Omg you are such a derecko

by Theogmacdaddy January 16, 2022

ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

by QuacksO November 6, 2024