Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Dephyze

A detergent made of urine, hummus, and a cup of diarrhea.
A product made in Mexico.

Gayberto: Hey essay, did you get the detergent? My dusty nuts won't clean themselves now will they?

Sanchez: Yeah hombre, it's called Le Dephyze. It smells just like the fresh stench of soup that my mom used to make for me. El diarrhea.

by KooDaFoo March 18, 2011

dehydrated water

Air

“Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”

by Buurrggeerr June 16, 2019

Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

Dehype

To calm down yourself, or someone you know, when they are really excited about something to minimize the risk of being let-down or just in general stop talking about it.

Person 1: Oh my god, I can't wait until I get my hands on Grand Theft Auto V!
Person 2: You need to dehype or it will never live up to your expectations.

by boolProp August 21, 2013

dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018

Dehyjizzation

When maximum climaxing has occurred and body has been drained off all seminal fluids thereby rendering orgasming unachievable.

Last weekend my girlfriend and I spend 12 hours locked in a room exploring each other's bodies and had sex 9 times after climaxing after every session my balls were so empty dehyjizzation kicked my butt, it took me 8 hours and 2 gallons of electrolytes to recover.

by Bomberohuero November 6, 2018