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Tragically Delicious

ADJ.
Trag-ik-lee Di-lish-iss (rhymes with "Magically Delicious")

1) Used to describe an event that had befallen a foe which is sad, terrible, or tragic. One must enjoy said event.

2) Term used to describe a terribly unfashionable outfit or style that inexplicably works.
"My ex's new girlfriend is a total skank ho. Her ex hit on mine right in front of her. It was tragic... tragically Delicious!"

Fashion Gay #1: OMG, did you see what she was wearing?
Fashion Gay #2: I know! Cowboy boots with traditional Inuit garb? It's tragically Delicious!

delicious boat 

A person that you appreciate immensely. It is also the title you receive after you've done something awesome. Depending on the awesomeness of the action you might even be a delicious canoe or a delicious cruise ship or a hooker boat.

The opposite of a delicious boat is a malicious boat.
"I've made some cookies for you!"

"Aw, thank you! You're such a delicious boat."
delicious boat by tearsoflemonade February 3, 2010

delicious cake 

you must get to the delicious cake. no matter what the obsticles there is always a way to reach the cake even if you die several seconds after and you have knowledge that you will die or be raped. or both at the same time, even if you are sodemised while eating the cake. the cake must be eaten. see also delicious trap
this is delicious cake. you must eat it

Delicious Point 

see calorie

Very delicious hence the name. It is a unit of measurement for how tasty a type of food is. The more delicious points in a type of food the better. You can find the delicious point count in the calorie section.
Man 1: Yo man. After that trip I ate about 8,000 delicious points.

Man 2: Wow man! That must have been delicious!
Delicious Point by Crabcakes5 July 24, 2015

delicious bass 

A gift given to a special friend when your Uncle Rico tries to sell her herbal suppliments to enlarge her breast area, usually wrapped in aluminum foil.
delicious bass by Slut Sandwich January 13, 2005

Baking up some deliciousness 

The act of being awesome or preparing to be awesome.
1. When playing basketball and being in the zone, or generally unstoppable.
Use: "Ohh shit man! Did you see that? I'm baking up some fucking
deliciousness in this piece!"

2. When approximately 5 years of age and combining all of mother's
spice rack together with leftovers and mixing in a large bowl, said
with blissful oblivion and a huge grin.
Use: "Ohh shit mommy! I'm baking up some deliciousness for you and
daddy tonight!"

3. When eating so as to create excrement ideal for a practical joke.
Use: "Ohh shit man, gimme another bran muffin. I'm baking up some
deliciousness for Matt's pillow."