Urban Delays

Fast paced city life that slows to a crawl.

"What's with the Urban Delays?"
"What u talkin bout willis?"
"Bro, it took two hours to get the email with the link to review the definition I submitted to Urban Dictionary."

by flat tired February 1, 2013

15 MINUTE DELAY

Classic XQC clip

15 MINUTE DELAY
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?

by DeepFuckingDictionary October 30, 2021

urban delay

When Urban Dictionary does not have a word of the day in a timely fashion.

Adam: Dude it's 6:01 PM and there's still no new word of the day.

Steve: Wow. Sounds like some serious urban delay.

by Jeksrasmeme March 28, 2011

delfed

To absolutely dominate over a person, group of people or situation.
A better alternative to the word 'owned'.

As Grace was gallavanting around the school corridor, she found her face smackbang in the centre of a pole. I blurted the words "Y-y-you got DELFED" in the midst of the laughter.

by icouldntthinkofaname October 20, 2008

2 hour delay

It is when school gets delayed and starts 2 hours late. Kids love it and parents hate it. Causes can be fog, ice, and snow. More common in the northern U.S. but not unheard of in the Southern U.S.

I'm sleeping in today its a 2 hour delay.

Maybe if it keeps snowing the 2 hour delay will turn into a snowday

by Distance4life February 13, 2010

Delylah

Delylah is a complicated but sweet person. She could warm your heart, or be exactly what breaks it. She’s often really insecure and has some trust issues especially with guys, but if you really love her, she will love you even more back. She has gone through really serious shit in her life and has made mistakes she can’t ever take back, but at the end of the day she does what she does and if anyone wants a problem, she isn’t scared to go up to anyone talking bad on her name. Jealous hoes often like to talk on her name for no reason, but won’t say it to her face, and do something about it and she doesn’t fuck with people like that. Her circle is kept small but she can be very social and isn’t afraid to be loud sometimes. Delylah is indeed petty but she’s not fake at all, she’s a really good friend to talk to and she’s down to stick with that one special person for the rest of her life, but he has to be willing to put up with her crazy. Delylah is good and honest in any relationship she is put in. She hates cheaters and liars so if you do it once, you can’t ever expect her to feel the same way about you again. Delylah is a very genuine person and someone to keep for your life.

Girl 1: Omg is that Delylah?!
Girl2: yea why?
Girl 1: I heard a lot of shit about her

Girl2: whatever you heard you shouldn’t believe. She’s honestly a really good person, trust me!
Girl 1: she seems like a good friend
Girl2: she really is

by TruthNames.Real January 14, 2019

cum delay

The act of depriving yourself of an orgasm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a porn site; because you know that once you cum, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other porn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.

acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.

1.) I was about to bust while watching this porn clip, but employing the methods of cum delay i squeezed down on my dick as to not allow anything to come out, so that I could watch the other 5 videos I had lined up afterward.

2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.

by wibbles11223 October 13, 2010