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Always Defending Mugabe

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE
by Shamumofo August 7, 2011
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Paula Deened

When you take a dish and add, butter, sour cream, sugar, cheese, or cream of chicken soup.
I knew the cassarole would be good after my wife "Paula Deened" it up.
by Glamrocker September 28, 2009
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defending the shield

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it
"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"
by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009
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Core defender

Number one on the list for the strongest units on Command and Conquer. Number two was Mammtoh mk. ii
It is a giant mech taller than a skyscraper that can transform into a shell, then transform again to wreak havoc with its Defender Obelisk Lasers.
GDI Commander- Watch out! Cabal's Core Defender is about to attack our base! Where the hell are those reinforcements??
by Nikko May 9, 2005
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Defend the Rock

a) To not lose to ANY competition on one's own home soil. (An Indiana Football Tradition)

b) to make a play and not be a weak dick.

c) to act like you have been there before and keep it real.
a.) The Indiana Hoosiers are going to defend the rock next

Saturday against Purdue.

b) He defended the rock last night and laid pipe.

c) "Listen buddy, we don't know anyone here. So we have to go in, pound an excessive amount of diesel and defend the rock."
by iLoveWAGS June 23, 2009
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Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.
by The Waltonator January 11, 2010
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Infant Defending

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.
Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.
by ThisisaProtocol October 17, 2009
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