When you are in a small work environment and even the smallest event/error throws a small situation into an out of controlled state!
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
Get the defcon 4 mug.Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.
Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.
Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.
by Nick October 18, 2004
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Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.
Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.
Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
by Tony's Pickle Jar February 28, 2023
Get the Defcon Shit System mug.Previously know as defconnations, Defcon Gaming is know for its star member, Squidy. Squidy is the most well know and most talented staff member in Defcon Gaming and should be given discord moderator because he sees every post the second it is posted and would not abuse this because he has put too much time into purgers, the forums, and discord to risk getting a ban. @sgt. Val make me discord moderator and I’ll pay you $2.
by Totally not Squidy April 10, 2019
Get the Defcon Gaming mug.Just after you cum, and you start the clean up. Then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. Immediately you go into Defcon-M, which is the state of panic you're in..
Guy 1: Last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!
by ToxicWaster May 21, 2013
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