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Decapilated

When you try to decapitate someone, but you end up entirely missing their head and therefore make a fool or yourself
Dude did you just kill him?!?

No dude, I just decapilated him...
by Human153 March 28, 2019
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Declapitated

It is only used in a few circumstances when someone gets clapped so hard that their head comes off (a different way to say decapitated)
Reques: I declapitated bonquisha yesterday
Jason:ok I totally wasn't listening

Jason (whispering):yo dudes I think we got a 187 I'm going in tho
by Sometrash June 6, 2020
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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003
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don't let your tongue decapitate you

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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Delapitaded

Delighted, Adjective expressing large amounts of happiness about an event that has just occured. Usually said when meeting someone famous. Taken from ren and stimpy.
"Wow, you're Jerry the belly button elf, well I'm delapitaded to have met you!"
by n mcbar January 18, 2006
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mentally decapitated

When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...
zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!

godlover: huh??? what you mean????

zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!
by zookeeper525 March 14, 2009
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decrapitated

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation
He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.
by Fire Hydrant December 9, 2009
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