Decompressurize

A combination word that Dr. Guy Williams created to describe something he knows nothing about.

When Dr. Guy Williams and his wife Momo went diving in the Bahamas they had to decompressurize before surfacing to avoid getting the bends.

by Colton Langberg September 29, 2020

Explosive Decompressor

A massive fart that initiates with a large amount of power, then tapers off in a linear fashion as pressure drops.

Did you hear that explosive decompressor that Mrs. Reed did in the teachers lounge?

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Catastrophic Decompression

When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.

I had too much Chipotle last night and experienced a catastrophic decompression this morning.

by WeinerParty November 17, 2022

Decongressation

The act of getting voted out of ones Congressional seat in the mid-term election cycle.

(Insert incumbent losers name here) got decongressated in the last election.
They dropped a can of decongressation on his ass.
The decongressators sure showed up at the polls this year.

by Wctool November 9, 2022

Dadcompressing

When a dad sits in their parked car for 5 min before coming into the house after a long day or workday.

"What were you doing out there before coming in the house?" "I was dadcompressing."

by Random guy trying to educate July 30, 2025