Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.

The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.

by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011

declaration of war

once again there's a threat to our world - a rebel against peace! His name: EREN JAEGER

this is a declaration of war 🔪

by levi's third sword January 15, 2021

declaration of independence

the very first time you jerk off after breaking up with your girlfriend

i havent came like that since my declaration of independence.

by culinarythug February 5, 2010

Decimation

The correct term for Thanos' Snap in Infinity War

Thanos' decimation destroyed half of all life.
Thanos decimated half the universe

by Im_an_insane_person April 21, 2019

Taliban Decimation

When you nut so hard that it exits through her mouth, exploding all her internal organs in the process.

Nut_meme used Taliban decimation.
It's super effective!
Gardevoir fainted!

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

decleration of independance

1. The document that severs america from britain.

2. A divorce contract.

1. John Hancock signed the decleration.

2 man my wife is a b**** i'm get a decleration of independance

by Nickoles January 15, 2007