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dickless trap

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.
"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"
by src101 January 13, 2022
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Triple Decker Blumpkin

An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.
Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.

Nora: :O
by TheBlumpkinator August 1, 2012
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jonny decker

Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid
Jonny decker is a homeless man who lives in wallsend
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Dickle

Tommy was balls deep in Jane when her boyfriend came home. He was definately in a dickle.
by Richard Cranium! December 11, 2012
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Dickle Whip

v. The act of whipping ones face with your dick.
Taylor> wtf! ill punch u! u slept with her!
Acid> bitch stfu before i dickle whip u
Taylor> uh...
by AcidRain September 16, 2012
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Declen

Usually the type of kid who slams hogs, packs chews and pulls loads of pussy
Dude i wish my name was Declen, heard it’s hella mad
by eatmyass6997 June 4, 2019
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Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj
Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker
by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014
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