Defensive Eating

eating all the good food first so nobody else can get to it-mark

"man i hate when he does his defensive eating"

by suhhhh duude February 25, 2017

defensive

Defending yourself every time someone says something to you .

Quit being so defensive .

by Orionsmammaw September 20, 2017

deceiver pic

when a fat girl takes a pic (generally at high angle) to make herself appear non fat.

that girl has deceiver pics on her myspace page, ew.

by Tridot July 12, 2010

deceptively athletic

Appearance does not match the athletic output of an individual

Joe is deceptively athletic because he can throw a 76 mph fastball (and is a fat ass) -Tony Nguyen 3/22/17

by Jc071184 March 22, 2017

andie deceived

When you've been deceived by your beautiful android into thinking you can catch someone in 4k when really the quality is ass.

Your wife is cheating on you.
You: *whips out android and snaps a pic*
..back at home, your wife comes back.
You: "Got yo ass in 4k!"
*looks at picture*
Picture: *is blurry asf*
You: "FUCK! I've been andie deceived!"

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 26, 2021

Defensive Striker

A defensive striker is the name given to a striker who is so useless at his man objective (to score goals) his fan base decide its time to literally re-write football to defend them, when in reality they’re close to bottom 5 strikers in the league

“Yea but he’s a defensive striker so I don’t care that he’s not scored in 2 seasons”

by XD123456789 March 31, 2020

decisive

to be sure of a direction and to take it!

Mary is very decisive and always knows where she's going and what she'll do!

by Mz. Roxy March 29, 2008