DBI

DBI -Data Bureau of Investigation - When a cell phone carrier converts into the agency to let you know that your data limit has been reached;
Cell phone carrier tells you that your data speed is being reduced to a level that is similar to dial up.

Grazee, you just received a text from the DBI saying your data speed will be reduced because you've used nearly 2.5 gigs in three weeks!

by GraceFace September 13, 2017

DBI (Douchebag Index)

A key socioeconomic indicator of how much a place, person, or group of people have Douchebag qualities.

Jeff: Dude I'm buying real estate here, look at all the hot swimsuit models and the tanned guys with abs
Tim: That place has a high DBI (Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim: You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.

by Pareta May 13, 2017

su dbi nbc

su - shut up
dbi - don’t beg it
nbc - nobody cares

person 1: omg i’m soo excited to see my new bf tomorrow

person 2: su dbi nbc

by mikasas.luvrr February 04, 2023

DBI

dumb bitchites someone who is overly dumb over some who doesn’t want them or drops their hoes and waits for text and calls from someone who is clearly not interested

i think tasha has DBI she keeps going back to josh knowing he doesn’t like her

by big ole booty February 18, 2022

dbi

don't beg it.

'just dbi, you're doing a lot', if your friend is doing the most/needs to calm down/is sucking up to someone to get liked.

by bundacious March 13, 2023

Dbi

Domestic Beauru of Investigation. Currently a one-man, one-cat operation to oversea the cia and fbi among other agencies agents volunteered by one brave and handsome pennsylvanian. The likes of which you better keep the lady friends at bay. This surf n turf stallion is the only over-cya we have to keep this country together.

How can they be torturing their own people??? Something must be done. Who are we going to call?

I think it's time we.... Better Just hit up dbi and get this over with. He's the only one handsome enough. Smart too. And he has a cat in animal decivsion...

Call em.

by Cyanora January 16, 2022

DBI

DBI also colloquially known as Deerfield Beach Island, Deerfield Cay (or “The Island” to locals) is the barrier island along the east coast of Florida from Boca Raton (Palm Beach County) to Hillsboro Beach (Broward County) Florida. It is the barrier island just east of the Hillsboro Bridge in Deerfield Beach and runs from Lake Boca Raton and Inlet (at the north end) to Hillsboro inlet (at the south end). It has 4 draw bridges, many parks and a Blue Wave Award winning public beach along with many restaurants and shops.

Hillsborough Lighthouse and Deerfield Beach International Fishing pier are both located on DBI.

by Beachcomber1 August 03, 2016