DBI

DBI -Data Bureau of Investigation - When a cell phone carrier converts into the agency to let you know that your data limit has been reached;
Cell phone carrier tells you that your data speed is being reduced to a level that is similar to dial up.

Grazee, you just received a text from the DBI saying your data speed will be reduced because you've used nearly 2.5 gigs in three weeks!

by GraceFace September 13, 2017

DBI (Douchebag Index)

A key socioeconomic indicator of how much a place, person, or group of people have Douchebag qualities.

Jeff: Dude I'm buying real estate here, look at all the hot swimsuit models and the tanned guys with abs
Tim: That place has a high DBI (Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim: You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.

by Pareta May 13, 2017

su dbi nbc

su - shut up
dbi - don’t beg it
nbc - nobody cares

person 1: omg i’m soo excited to see my new bf tomorrow

person 2: su dbi nbc

by mikasas.luvrr February 4, 2023

DBI

Don’t be intelligent

Eva was DBiI when she called me bavk

by Badboichillacrew March 6, 2024

DBI

The kind of Discord agency that would stare at you thru the Discord Servers and bring you downtown because you were looking at anime girls.

The DBI got me exposed on the internet.

by DawnasDefinitions June 6, 2022

DBI

dumb bitchites someone who is overly dumb over some who doesn’t want them or drops their hoes and waits for text and calls from someone who is clearly not interested

i think tasha has DBI she keeps going back to josh knowing he doesn’t like her

by big ole booty February 18, 2022

dbi

don't beg it.

'just dbi, you're doing a lot', if your friend is doing the most/needs to calm down/is sucking up to someone to get liked.

by bundacious March 13, 2023