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National Woman Beer Day 

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.
friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.

Woman's Day 

an American women's monthly magazine that covers such topics as homemaking, food, nutrition, physical fitness, physical attractiveness, and fashion. The print edition is one of the Seven Sisters magazines
Following the 1936 opening of A&P's first modern supermarket (in Braddock, Pennsylvania), A&P expanded Woman's Day in 1937 through a wholly owned subsidiary, the Stores Publishing Company. Selling for five cents a copy (94¢ today)
Woman's Day by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Woman's Day 

an American women's monthly magazine that covers such topics as homemaking, food, nutrition, physical fitness, physical attractiveness, and fashion. The print edition is one of the Seven Sisters magazines
So Woman's Day doesn't tell a lot of funny stories, and it doesn't run pictures of fashions its readers could never afford. Like I.A. Morse, Woman's Day -- more than any other magazine -- is a trusted advisor in the day in day out work that's a housewife's chosen profession. That's our profession. And we're proud of it. Like Doc Morse Woman's Day talks man to man to women.
Woman's Day by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Woman's Day 

an American women's monthly magazine that covers such topics as homemaking, food, nutrition, physical fitness, physical attractiveness, and fashion. The print edition is one of the Seven Sisters magazines. The magazine was first published in 19312 by The Great Atlantic & Pacific Tea Company; the current publisher is Hearst Corporation.
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Woman's Day by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 

1. A Dylan song often associated with Marijuana use for many reasons i.e. 'everybody must get stoned', and 12X35=420; it could also be associated with alienation, or just literally getting stoned.
while listening to rainy day women #12 & 35, we realized that Everybody must get stoned!!!!!!!!!

National Respect Women Day 

A day dedicated to giving women the respect they deserve. Nationally observed on April 18th.
Person 1: Hey man, do you see that chick over there? She's thicc as hell!
Person 2: Nah, it's National Respect Women Day. We gotta give her respect.

National Drop Kick Annoying White Women Day 

National drop kick annoying white women day is a holiday for every October 39
We Annoying White Women on sight
“Hey did you know it’s, National Drop Kick Annoying White Women Day?”
Hell yeah let’s kick some white hoes!”