dasani

term used to describe goofy imbeciles who are friends with blonde people

they're friends with a blonde named skylarker? oh, they must be a dasani

by Ayuzima June 5, 2022

dasani

its clearly a city in nabraska. discovered by the british gnomes of south dakota.

jill:what does dasani mean? chris:its a city you fool!

by dr.popple-opelous December 12, 2007

Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

by Luingi April 16, 2021

dasani

ass, the best part of a woman

Damn, that chicks got a huge dasani.

by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007

Dasani

Dasani is a handsome guy and has a cute smile everytime you see Dasani you will blush he is very strong he is a competitive wrestling guy he is very funny in every way he is a good decent guy to date if you ever lose a Dasani you are fucking dumb or maybe he's g@y?!?

Wow Janiyah and Dasani are a good couple

Dasani is coming i love him.

by Thehonestmonoto January 24, 2019

Dasani

Dasani is the best puerified water EVA its enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste
Dasani is filtered for purity, using state of the art treatment by reverse osmosis and enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste. Dasani-pure, essential

DASANI IS BANGIN, IT COMES IN A BLUE BOTTLE FO'SHIZZLE YO, ITS FLUCKIN OFF THE HEEZY
Betta than that aberfoyle cripnit and just a tiny bit betta than aquafina

by Flucker November 26, 2003

Dashani

Dashani is the type of person to yell yeet really loud in target

Dashani is hilarious

by Old dagger dick July 12, 2018