South Dakota Snowblower

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.

A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.

by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021

North Dakota Pickax

While in the process of having a threesome (has to be 2 girls, one guy), the guy puts on a strap-on backwards, so it faces outwards from the buttocks. He then does it doggie style with the girl in front, while the other girl rides the strap-on from the back, essentially creating a swinging pickax motion.

Brady: Dude, Nathan, I found two girls that are DTF, we're going North Dakota Pickaxing tonight!
Nathan: Alright!

Jon: My wife said we should find another girl so we can North Dakota Pickax tonight
Otto: Dude, your wife rocks

by corndogthief December 13, 2014

Danko

Thank you very much

FAN ; YOUR ALBUM IS FIRE
MUSICIAN : DANKO

by vuyani May 2, 2021

North Dakota

The U.S. wasn't sure what to do with the Dakota Territory, so they split it into two sections. Cold, and colder. (South Dakota, North Dakota) North Dakota has now become the U.S.'s storage cabinet for Nuclear Missiles. Other than that, It's flat.

Unintelligient being: "Why don't we sell North Dakota to Canada or something?"

Other American: "That's where we keep all our Nukes."

SO...become one with Mother North Dakota, eh? C:

by OneOfTheFewNorthDakotansLeft March 27, 2011

dakotafied

Process of getting completly wasted and throwing cake on the walls. Often involves cheap vodka monster and cake.

Bro must be dakotafied again

by Drunken injun September 8, 2010

dako

A fuckin savage with a magnum size dong

Oh shit what’s up Dako? I heard you slay poon

by Dakopowers January 30, 2020

North Dakotan Fuckin Bullshit

Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.

Some examples include:

-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat

Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!

Ex. 2:

Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit

Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

Ex. 4:

Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

by DJ Pissed As FUCK July 13, 2015