My dankest

very similar to "my piffest"

basically means the same thing, but normally referred to with weed and food

Originated in a school in Hertfordshire

"yo smell this pot, got some flavours in"

"oiiiii, thats my dankest"

or

"Jheez, this Chinese is going off, its actually my dankest food"

by foreverl0st January 15, 2018

Dankest Memes

Dank Memes that are dankest than the other Danker Memes

Dude! You have the Dankest Memes out of all of us man; you're so dank!

by Swarts Dè Bangâr March 25, 2017

the dankest memelord

Me

I am the dankest memelord

by The Dankest Memelord March 21, 2017

Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky

Is a rare cancer found only in Madagascar. Named for its similarity to the Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Lemur. Symptoms include eyeballs like saucers, ghetto booty, and enlarged thyroid glands.

Yo, you be readin' aboot dat foo wit da Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky?

by James Meservy June 26, 2007

Dankest Stank

Dankest stank is the dankest best weed you've ever bought, sold, or had in your life.

Dude 1: hey man this is some of the dankest stank I've had.
Dude 2: Yeahhh man

by Zombierippa August 8, 2016

dankestbow

Nerdy small boy has a square head. Most dankestbows are diagnosed with the unfortunate condition of micropenis.

Whow that guys a total dankestbow

by Big daddy 🍆🍆🍆 December 21, 2018

DankestJineon

The funniest fucking man alive. He runs a Twitter account and only posts the most hilarious shit alive. An Irish blessing upon this truly wretched world.

guy 1: hey do you follow DankestJineon on twitter.com?
guy 2: no
guy 1: fuck you

by poophaver_696969 October 20, 2021