danger sip

To take a swig of a beverage and follow it up by suddenly jerking your head backwards almost as if you were just shot in the face with a shotgun.

"Hey Robbo did you watch the footy last night?"
"Yeah mate it was heckers, how good was Dusty's post-match danger sip though during Cotchy's interview"
"Ahahaha fuck yeah, absolute mad cunt he is"

by The Schneiderman June 3, 2017

danger swig

A bad ass way of drinking where you tilt your head back like a swaggamuffin

Oi bro do a danger swig!

by Swaggadon 2000 February 16, 2017

danger squad

The MOST badass group of young hooligans to inhabit Wisconsin. Often seen bombing their famed "DangerSquad Hill" or swimming in Max's freezing-ass pool, or MAYBE ever going to school.

Hot Babe 1: Did you see that sexy Joey S. guy bomb the kill. He's so hot!

Hot Babe 2: I personally think that Michael C. guy is more dangerous and sexy, but all of Danger Squad are pretty damn hot.

Everyone: Still better than Chris C.

by notTheDANGERSQUAD May 25, 2014

The Danger Stranger

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.

I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.

by Brian H October 12, 2005

dangle sesh

A commitment by multiple hockey players to continuously "dangle" each other in a relatively small area such as the neutral zone, or simply a garage.

DISCLAIMER: do not attempt a dangle sesh without parental supervision...

"Me and "The Wizard" had a dangle sesh at center ice yesterday, I basically turned his jock inside out with my toe-drag."

"Yeah that stick time was lame, so we just broke out into a dangle sesh right in the middle of the scrimmage."

"Yeah Sweden vs. Russia game was just a dangle sesh, nobody even played the body."

by Pdubb December 20, 2007

Danger shave

The act of attempting to shave your testicles with a standard face razor. Difficult, pointless and dangerously easy to make a mistake. Also difficult to explain what you're doing if your mum walks in.

"I had to go to hospital yesterday, had a danger shave and my hand slipped. I got four stitches!"

by Wingy December 14, 2005

Danger-swank

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).

Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?

by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009