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rain dandruff

At first glance it appears to be glistening flakes of dandruff, upon closer inspection they are just large droplets of rain hugging the hair from a steady downpour.
What the hell is that shit in your hair!?

Oh, I thought you had a bad case of lice. I guess its just rain dandruff.
by Jarrod Corbett January 11, 2009
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Dick Dandruff

"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."
by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016
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Arse dandruff

also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs.

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
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Dick Dandruff

Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)
Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it

Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.
by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013
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dandruffphobe

Noun.
Someone who has a phobia of dandruff
When Sally walked in with dandruff flaking off everywhere, Lisa fainted at the sight of it. Lisa is a dandruffphobe.

Person with Dandruff: "Hi!"(dandruff flaking everywhere)
Dandruffphobe: "STAY AWAY!"
by QueenCaroline October 27, 2011
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Cunt Dandruff

Cunt dandruff is the dried congeal of vaginal excretion and semen, usually found at the base of the penis following sex.

The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.
Her: Your underwear are filthy!

Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.
by frisbee lord November 13, 2018
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