I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

by Al_000 May 27, 2023

Momma-dance

To enjoy the effects of extacy, lsd, or some hallucinogenic chemical.

We had a crazy momma-dance friday night.

by Benny Holme$ May 11, 2009

mommy daddy dance

quiet sex so the kids do not wake up

we did the mommy daddy dance under the covers in the missionary position sunday night between 9:15 and 9:19 with the lights off and the dog outside

by wayne dyce September 28, 2008

moma dance

Moma Dance is the name of a Phish song. It was released on the album "The Story of the Ghost" in 1998.

Did you hear that great new song by Phish? The Moma Dance is a really great tune.

by Phish Phan December 7, 2006

moma dance

The drunken swerve; when it becomes difficult to stand up and walk straight after drinking all night.

I must have been fucked up last night. I wake up this morning and I'm still doing the Moma Dance!

by Runaway Jim June 12, 2005

Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky

who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky

“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page

by Djlaixbfuxis August 25, 2021

Dante Moment

Its just being gay.

Dante: *exists*
Everyone: Yup it checks out, a Dante Moment

by Redos005 November 7, 2020