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Dan Freakwood

When you wake up with morning wood and feeling freaky
Dude i woke up with a Dan freakwood this morning it was crazy
by thegoat694201488 June 4, 2024
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bo_and_dan_fan

did you see bo_and_dan_fan’s new video yeah i’m concerned too
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Dan the fucktard

It's a guy named Dan who is paranoid of every one who is by him he thinks that every one is out to dis him or take some thing from him. A guy who will go out of his way to do another wrong because in his mind you did some thing to him but you don't know it . Happens others because of his own twisted thoughts like"hey he looked at me like I was stupid" and Dan will sell revenge upon you for it.
Your neighbor Dan the fucktard flattened my tire because he said I slammed my door hard so he would be disturbed and make him mad on purpose. What a fucktard
by Maedforyou August 9, 2023
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Dan Lyons As Fuck

Some one who looks oddly like a polar bear or someone who wears bright colors all the time.
1. "Yo that kid in the class next door is Dan Lyons as Fuck 'bout to feed him a salmon."

2. I was gonna wear my green and orange track jacket but i didnt wanna be that faggot who looks way to Dan Lyons As Fuck."
by BongRipper smoke weed 420 January 26, 2009
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Dan The Man From Pakistan

I big Nigger with a soup bowl/ can colder in his chest. This man will destroy your mom’s booty hole as well your sisters. I hate gays but loves cuddling with his cousin.
Dan The Man From Pakistan spent a night with your mom and now she has trouble walking, and even talking.
by Danthebigcockedman December 6, 2024
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Fat dan

A fat dan is someone that considers eating to be a hobby not a necessity, typically favouring fast food outlets such as krispy kreme. A fat dan does not actually have to be fat, they just have to be someone that looks like they should be fat and have a seemingly endless appetite.

The term can be applied to anyone and they do not have to actually be called dan, although it is usually considered more amusing if they are.
If someone orders doughnuts to be delivered to a pub it would be acceptable to refer to them as a 'fat dan'.
by neiliowff January 23, 2010
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Jean Claude Fan Dan

Scottish rhyming slang, generally accepted as a longer version of fandan. Used to describe an annoying person.
"Aye, see that wee prick Smudger, he's a Jean Claude Fan Dan"
by Innzy August 1, 2007
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