getting dumped

When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).

Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.

by cathylee June 1, 2009

Well I'll Be Damned

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.

Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!

by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009

damned pen

A person who has stolen the soul of a pen. This usually occurs in World Development lessons, because you can guarantee that in each perfectly lovely WD class, you'll get one maniac who enjoys preying on innocent biros. You know a pen's soul has been stolen when you can no longer write with it, after the soul-stealer has touched it. In some powerful stealers, all they have to do is look at the pen in question to steal it's soul. Fret not though, for all is not lost; you can get a new pen, and can forever call the purpetrator of the other pen's soul 'damned pen', for by stealing a pen's soul they become the pen, which is now obviously damned, having no soul, and all. Eventually the damned pen will be driven mad and thus learn from their mistakes. Hurrah!

Andy: *borrows pen and hands back to Manda*
Manda: *tries to write with pen* Good gravy, you stole it's soul!
Andy: Foiled again!!
Manda: You damned pen.
Andy: *hangs head in shame*
Fish: *chortles*

by Morcloph, Greek Philsopher Extraordinaire January 23, 2006

facebook dumped

When your boyfriend or girlfriend breaks up with you on facebook before telling you in person.

"I found out my boyfriend broke up with me from my friend who saw the change on his profile! I can't believe I got facebook dumped!"

by Amy Oscar February 13, 2007

damnedest

Trying as hard as possible. Mainly a southern phrase

He's doing his damnedest to get the opossum out of the grill of his truck

by GuyLeDouche March 18, 2005

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.

Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

by Blikk October 8, 2008

The Savior of The Broken, The Beaten and The Damned

Is a line from a song called "Welcome to the Black Parade" but can be referred to Gerard Way, the singer of My Chemical Romance as well

A: Who's The Savior of The Broken, The Beaten and The Damned?
B:It's Gerard Way

by NatDogg6240 March 21, 2020