diversity

Anyone other than a white guy.

Person 1: The dean says our campus needs diversity.
Person 2: Oh, you mean less white males?

by andrew parker March 31, 2008

faux dive

A bar which looks like a dive but is acutally a trendy spot. A common hangout for hipsters. Word originates from the television show "The Simpsons"

Yuppie: "Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive,"
Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
Simpsons

by Lasko August 3, 2006

Cincinnati Swan Dive

Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.

Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.

by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Dilver Diver

A person who makes out, i.e. kisses full on the mouth, with a dilver.

"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."

by Sporlan Orange December 12, 2007

tokyo dive bomber

Tokyo Dive Bomber is the moment where you dip your balls into a sleeping persons open mouth and their reflex action is to move, or close their mouth causing you to squint in pain as you extricate yourself from the situation.

Ian pulled a Tokyo Dive Bomber on that girl at the party the other night, he's lucky to get have gotten out of their in one piece!

by Fawlty March 4, 2015

dive bombing

To begin taking a shit while still hovering over the toilet and quickly sitting down. This usually hits the target, but sometimes shit lands outside the target causing coscateral damage.

After eating five burritos I could feel a donkey turn coming. I ran to the crapper but ended up dive bombing it anyhow.

by the defecation station July 4, 2008

diverds

A term commonly associated with your everyday salmon. This is the type of kid who talks in old english and fucks anything that walks. Once you are accquainted to this magical fish, you will be unable to resist his peculiar tendencies.

I knew that something was fishy when I found that pack of condoms in diverds backpack.

by btown nk June 1, 2010