Crustation

ROYCE

Royce is a crustation

by Crustation22 February 20, 2018

Crustation

A crusty crab that’s known to smoke weed and drink white claw.

That crustation was shredding hard on the boardwalk today.

by Crustation of the Nation August 8, 2020

Vaginal Crustation

1)Small, fluffy creature attracted to the female repoductive gland. Once thre, it stays for a while.
2)A vaginal crust which can be peeled off for a smooth fuck or left on for a rough fuck

1)Look at this vaginal crustation! It turned up last night when I was dancing, and I can't seem to get rid of it!!
2)Will you help me peel off this Vaginal Crustation; Rich is coming over in a bit!

by dan258 December 10, 2003

Premature Xmas-culation

The premature celebration of the Christmas holiday that is so often and annoyingly practiced by society. Symptoms include commercials shamelessly featuring holiday tunes and imagery the day we turn the calendar to November, store aisles being speckled with red and green products as early as mid-October, and post Black Friday you'd have to be a hermit not to hear a little jolly x-mas ditty every single day.

Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.

Wall-mart is already stocking the shelves with Christmas shit? Halloween was freaking yesterday, premature xmas-culation much?!

by PerspectiveFTW November 3, 2010

chain of causation

Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.

"The devil made me do it." AND
"I only hit you because you're a whore."

by amc December 1, 2004

Curvationalism

Noun & Adj.; (“Cur-vehy-shin’ah-lism”): The ancient belief that it’s perfectly normal and acceptable for the female figure to have a curvy form.

Whether curvature is the result of birth and/or working out (abs, delts, tricepts, glutes, etc.) is held to be perfectly normal and in many cases, encouraged regardless of origin.

History: Believed to originate in South America, specifically the countries of Brazil, Colombia and Chile, dating back to pre-modern day times of strictly native indigenous peoples. It is also thought that these many indigenous cultures believed a woman with wider hips and a larger pelvic bone would be more apt to conceive children, thus keeping a bloodline. Therefore it was looked upon as a great quality when these ancients were choosing a mate for life.

Greg believes in curvationalism when it comes to his view on females.

by SirCurvesALot May 9, 2014

Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.

by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018