cumpster

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."

Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.

by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011

cumster diving

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

by levatuldo December 7, 2009

Cumster

A person who sells their body for money

Cumsters are usually found by streetcorners

by Playah8er November 12, 2009

Chubby Cubster

usually happens while sitting down in class, work, or church and a half boner starts creeping up.

Dude, i am getting a chubby cubster looking at that chicks tits.

damn i hate standing up when i got a chubby cubster.

by slizza May 13, 2009

Cumpster Diving

The act of having sex with a well known slut i.e. a cum dumpster

John: I heard you went cumpster diving last night.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.

by Masochisticdeath December 26, 2014

cugster

a homie/ or a friend thats not a snitch and is your homeboy

that boy i met is one real cugster

by tone daddy December 13, 2017

cumster

the dumpster that u cum in

person 1: "have u been to the cumster recently??"

person 2: "yeah, i was there earlier today"

by menliker5000 December 28, 2022