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concussion prone

n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.
Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!

Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
by gnostic1 April 22, 2011
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Cumcussion

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.
"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"
by Dr. Fuck March 13, 2009
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concussion kings

Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.
I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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Cumcussion

Usually occurring during make-up sex after a lengthy, petty argument with a woman you are involved with, or any other time when a woman has been irrational.

Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.

Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.

The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.
"The girls are here! But they're an hour late, we're missing the 1st quarter."
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"
by Mister Muff June 23, 2016
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Concussion

The feeling after your friend hits you on the head with her frigging math book!!!
Friend- **picks up math book**
(SLAM)
Me- wth?!! I think you have me a concussion!

Friend- hehehe
(SLAM)
by Lily LuLu October 29, 2019
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Concussion Makers

Very large breasts capable of giving you a concussion if you stuck your face between them and the chick violently bounces them back and forth against your head.
Dude! Look at those tits...definite concussion makers!
by Tip Tank April 20, 2011
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concussionize

If Tori wasn't concussionized by the Manchester team, we would have been undefeated the whole season.
by Sarahh! :D October 19, 2008
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