Cenophobia

The underlying fear that every viral video you watch online will turn into the John Cena theme song.

Get meme'd on you fucking cenophobe.

Tumblr gave me a serious case of cenophobia.

by Git fooked October 9, 2016

Cuzphobia

or (Cousinphobia)

A rare mutation of Mephobia (Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.), where the phobia appears in two or more first cousins almost simultaneously.

Cure - There is none.

Cousin1: "Cousin, we have a problem. I have just diagnosed myself with Cuzphobia and you're the nearest cousin which means..."
Cousin2: "NO! Now we'll never find someone as awesome as us!"

by Original_cousin October 24, 2012

chatphobia

when your dumbass or your dumbass friend stares at your snapchat groupchat for too fucking long that you faint the fuck out???

harry; YOOOO WADDDDUPPP
jess; *glares at the groupchat for 1 minute and 32 seconds*
adam; *glares too*
harry; *feels embarassed and faints*
stupid chatphobia

by harrythehumanfish November 9, 2020

cumphobia

cumphobia

cumphobia

by ebrry February 12, 2021

Canaphobia

When one is afraid of cans and cannot stand to be near a simple soda can.

Matt: Hey Zack want a coca cola.
Zack: Sure, but can i have it in a glass.
Matt: Sure, why?
Zack: Because I have canaphobia.

by hahazack321 August 27, 2013

Catphobia

Being scared of cats in a dying way

Wow did you see Greg running away from that cat. He might have catphobia!

by hitman047 October 7, 2009

Cenophobia

The fear that every video you find online will turn into a John Cena meme.

Tumblr gave me some serious cenophobia.

Get fucking meme'd on you cenophobe.

by Git fooked October 9, 2016