Cumdrinker

A woman who swallows a man’s semen

She was a dirty cumdrinker.

by Heater1950 November 2, 2020

cuntdick

Cuntdick refers to the feeling of jealousy from loaning out one's strap-on dildo, and imagining it in use by others. This results from the attachment some people feel towards their extraneous member. The emotion of cuntdick can be considered the male analog of loaning out your penis, if this were possible.

Cuntdick falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.

This term is common within some lesbian communities.

Just loaned my strap-on to Stephanie, and I think she had sex with my ex-girlfriend... I'm feeling so cuntdicky right now.

by LauraMalarkey April 10, 2008

cuntwrinkle

a wrinkled piece of skin covering the outside of a clit.

Sean Kidder is a stupid cunt wrinkle

by mattt February 26, 2004

Cuntdick

Used to refer to a third party in a conversation that has not been identified as male or female.

Lane: "Someone said I look like Fran Drescher in this pic!"

Jenn: "At least they didn't say you sound like her, then you'd have to punch 'em in the cuntdick."

by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

Cuntrunker

Someone who jerks off a vagina.

Oh my god!? You cuntrunked her?

by Daniel Platt June 16, 2004

Cuntdrunkfuck

A person who is clearly an undesirable skool bus driving skank, and for any copulation to occur, one would need to be very, very drunk.

Chuck: Wow Robbie, only you would bang the Becker!
Robbie: True! Only I would ride that cuntdrunkfuck!

by N2HAHF January 8, 2019

Cunterintuitive

A conclusion arrived at using "women's intuition". Usually the opposite of reality.

Man #1: "My wife says her home-made baking keeps longer than bought stuff because it's full of natural goodness."
Man #2: "That's just cunterintuitive. It keeps well because it's inedible."

by IAmRampantSprouts May 20, 2015